Pineapple Express Cannabis Strain Review

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Pineapple Express Cannabis Strain

The namesake of the 2008 stoner film Pineapple Express, this strain reached stardom of epic proportions when James Franco and Seth Rogen starred opposite each other in the comedy-action film that had cannabis heads laughing for hours. But there’s substantial reason for the strain’s prominence other than its 15 minutes of Hollywood fame.

A sativa-leaning hybrid, this strain is fast acting and long lasting, letting you enjoy the prolonged benefits of heightened energy, improved mood, and enhanced creativity without having to take a second dose. And just as its name suggests, the Pineapple Express strain also packs a mouthful of toe-curling flavor to satisfy your craving for sweet, succulent fruit.


Origins of the Pineapple Express Strain

Pineapple Express’ sativa genetics come from the intermingling of a sativa strain and a sativa-leaning hybrid. These two parent strains offer up their awakening, energizing effects to create the Pineapple Express herb – a truly elevating cultivar that was designed to uplift and invigorate the most tired, gloomy, and sour of dispositions.

Trainwreck contributes to the experience with its fruity flavor and strong sativa-like qualities. The strain offers potent chemistry, born from the marriage of three prominent landraces that come from around the globe. From it, Pineapple Express gets its effects that focus on creativity and mood.

Together with Trainwreck, the Hawaiian strain hauls its delicious fruity sweetness that’s perfectly mirrored in the Pineapple Express strain. The sugary, tropical fruit flavors are strong and exceedingly evident in Pineapple Express, with the main difference being that Hawaii is a little less focused in terms of its resulting effects.


Pineapple Express Cannabis bud


Aroma and Appearance

Dense, fat clusters of fuzzy leaves coated in glistening trichomes – that’s what awaits an eager buyer scoping a jar of Pineapple Express. These tightly packed bundles of light green leaves are wound together in a tangle of bright orange hairs that intertwine to create a vast network of tendrils throughout the bud’s exterior.

But more than its color – which is admittedly not particularly stand-out – Pineapple Express is made even more special by its layer of crystallized fuzz projecting from every inch of its surface. These trichomes produce the cannabinoids that give cannabis its beneficial effects, contained in the resin that sits on the exterior of the nugs. With such an immense forest of fuzz, there’s no surprise that Pineapple Express is typically high in cannabinoids.

Aside from the chemicals that cause the effects of cannabis, trichomes also produce the terpenes that give off the herb’s scent. In the case of Pineapple Express, the smell is a hodge podge of tropical fruity notes that swirl together with the balancing bitterness of gasoline underlining the sweet, succulent overtones.


Pineapple Express terpene profile


Experience and Effects

Pineapple Express comes choo-choo-ing into the picture with a slap of tropical fruit flavor. The overwhelming taste can completely eclipse every other stimulation in your vicinity, pushing you into a state of absolute toe-curling bliss that can send your eyes rolling into the back of your head. But as the taste subsides, a delicate bed of gasoline flavor is left on the tongue, coating the taste buds in its bitterness.

The effects of Pineapple Express are quick to start and long lasting. The first thing you’ll notice is blemish-free coherence, creating a cognitive atmosphere of clarity and lucidity. Soon, the thoughts will start to rush, coursing you through an unprecedented flow of thoughts and ideas, perfect for those moments when you need an added dose of creativity.

Just like typical sativa, Pineapple Express chugs through the body with a cargo of energy to be distributed throughout the limbs. This buzz fuels productivity, which goes hand in hand with elevated levels of imagination. The result is a creative fever that can have you coming up with new concepts, ideas, and projects for hours on end.


Pineapple Express Cannabis flower close up


Growing and Processing

Reaching well over 6 feet in height, the Pineapple Express strain is typical sativa. The loosely scattered leaves grow with ample spaces in between, making it possible for the herb to get as much sunlight distributed throughout its height whether grown in or outdoors. Despite that, its fastidious nature requires specific growing conditions that might be best achieved by those who have more experience farming marijuana.

Done properly, the cultivation of Pineapple Express can turn-over a bountiful yield of up to 6 ounces for every foot of the herb’s overall height. You can expect to obtain that harvest 7 weeks from the seed, which is relatively a short time to wait when you consider the fact that some strains tend to take over 12 weeks to reach maturity.

If you’re able to meet all of the needs of your Pineapple Express plant, and you see a thick coat of trichomes forming on the surfaces of the leaves, then it might be a candidate for extraction. The thicker the trichome layer, the more cannabinoids that an herb produces, thus making it a better choice for those hoping to formulate their own canna-derived products.


Who Is It For?

When it all comes right down to it, the Pineapple Express strain is one for cannabis heads of all shapes and sizes. Its delectable flavor right down to its interesting blend of uplifting effects make it a wonderful choice for users hoping to achieve a more lively, invigorating encounter that doesn’t leave you feeling like you’re not in control. Keep in mind though that the entire experience can get a little hairy if you take more than you can chew. Manage your dosage to make sure you get the perfect balance of sativa effects.

Private farmers growing their own cannabis gardens can also find the Pineapple Express strain to be particularly satisfying to cultivate. The tall plants might require some specialized care, but with enough effort and time, they will reap a bountiful harvest that can be more than enough to help you earn a fat profit. On top of that, Pineapple Express’ strong genetic profile makes it possible to use the herb as a raw material for lots of different kinds of cannabis-derived formulations.


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